The American Government.
| Casey Anthony: | So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol. |
| Court: | Sounds good. You're free to go. |
| OJ Simpson: | So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go. |
| Court: | Nah, I know you're a good guy. |
| Teenagers: | I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can - |
| Court: | HOW DARE YOU BREATHE?! |
